“Thanks to Donkey and Tude and Donna and Donna's mother!
The Den of Fools President Donkey Guy has accomplished his first big task!
Operation Lindaintessessee Search and Rescue complete!”
This reporter has exposed the truth.
Sources claim it was the presidents fault she was missing. Reportedly, he hid her in his cabinet. Then his Cabinet worked on finding her. "This reaks of conspiracy." One fool was heard to bleat, "How long must the Den deal with supposed abductions, conspiracy, and alien probes?" Anonymous sources close to Donkey, report that there are no aliens and he has a cabinet full of chocolate! He must have let Lindain out in order to make more room for his stash. Could he be planning some sort of world coup with all this chocolate. Could he be inviting Martians to our beloved virtual reality? Experts agree, a Donkey empire is not likely. And aliens on Xanga only slightly less likely.
Nevetheless, informal polls of fools show Donkeys popularity is at an all time high. He must be using all that chocolate for something. President Donkey has even admitted to "Donkey-ing around" Then he went on to attempt to mullify the public with custard. Will he continue to deliver cold frozen posts?
President Donkeys former campaign manager spoke anonymously and spastically, while hopping about "It reaks!! I think that Donkey, Queen Tude, and Donna and that Dingbat and even Lindain were all in on (it) together to make themselves look good!! It REAKS of conspiracy!" Is it possible his campaign manager is anonymous only to spare herself from being left out during the upcoming Christmas gift giving season? Fools all agree, it is not likely. After all, everyone loves getting gifts from Spazz ahh the campaign manager, so there is no risk of her being left out.
